Avengers: Endgame
word of advice : plunderer forCaptain Marvel
We never intend thatAvengers : Endgametheories would suggest thatAnt - Man enter Thanos ' butt , yet that is exactly where Marvel fans have taken the conversation . So if we ’re spin outlandish theory , we believe the MCU has already shown that the best way to beatThanosisn’t to invade his lower bowel … it’sswallowing him whole .
That ’s not a labor forany of the Avengers who survived his snap bean , even if it would make for tremendous revenge . It ’s not a missionary post for any human being being at all , but a cryptically gifted Flerken , also known as Captain Marvel ’s cat Goose . And while the directors ofEndgamewon’t substantiate or denywhether or not Goose endure Thanos ' snap , we go for for the sake of the universe that she did . Because the true secret of her deadly tentacles isexactlywhat it will take to stop Thanos once and for all . Not to note spare Ant - Man his spoilt mission ever …
The Ant-Man/Thanos/Anus ‘Thanus’ Theory
In cause anyone has missed the egression of this butt - focused Thanos hypothesis – tragically come to to in some on-line circles as ' The Thanus Theory'–it may be hard to think . But more than giving a brand new meaning to the termEndgame , the crude antic has taken on a life of its own . The first suggestion made mother wit : if Ant - Man penetrated Thanos ' defenses by go into his organic structure through an porta , he could manage to circumvent his incredibly long-wearing pelt ( unbeatable enough to yield a individual cliff of blood in answer to Iron Man ’s most violent rape ) . Once inside , Ant - Man need only grow to his normal sizing , or to the Giant Man scale , and stamp out Thanos in macabre yet effective mode .
Before long , the theory had spur on originative interpretations ofhow Ant - Man would infest Thanosin a heated struggle , until evenJosh Brolin posted a response to the Thanos Butt Theory . Sadly , nobody stopped to realise the most all important drawback to the program : the experience would n’t go as swimmingly for Scott Lang as fans seem to suggest . AsDrax and the Guardians of the Galaxyexplained in their second plastic film , an heavy skin is just as impenetrable from theinside . stand for growing to full size could vote out Thanos from inside out … but it would almost sure stand for the death of Ant - Man , as well . A worthwhile forfeit , perhaps – but not one the Avengers require to make if they followourplan , alternatively .
Goose The Cat Should Swallow Thanos, Instead
After seeingCaptain Marvel , it would be charm to say"Goose the bozo should just swallow Thanos whole"and be done with it . The Flerken ’s ability to spew out a monolithic storm of tentacles and eat enemy is as near to a ' win clitoris ' as the Marvel movies have get . But there ’s more to the hypothesis than a solid trick . To understand why Goose is the absolutely - crafted Thanos grampus , audience will need to learn about the secret behind her abilities . We ’re come to not only to the ability to spew tentacle , but to unsay the Tesseract without issue .
The question is n’t howGoose can survive swallowing an Infinity Stone , or a Mad cosmic Titan , and hold up . The question iswhere they go when Goose swallow them . And the result to that question spell out the Avengers ' next movie dead . crumple up .
Sir Frederick Handley Page 2 of 2 : Goose The Cat ’s Secret , Thanos - Beating Power
The Secret of Goose The Cat’s Tentacles
TheCaptain Marvelmovie require most of its inhalation from her most late comic update , and that includesturning Carol ’s cat into Chewie , the alien Flerken , possessing the horrifying ( but seriously handy ) ability to loose a torrent of tentacle upun her enemies . And while that may seem like a gag , it was actually draw to real dubiousness of physiology and quad . The mystery started when Chewie laid dozens of eggs without anyone noticing , and Carol turned to an animal rescue for help . Here ’s how the antecedently blot out eggs were explain inCaptain Marvel # 8(2014 ) by writer Kelly Sue DeConnick :
" For one thing , we think Chewie has been gestate her eggs the intact metre she ’s been with you … If we ever enter out how to talk to her , we ’ll inquire [ how ] . Until then , we consider it has to do with her pouch dimensions . Like hamster cheeks , almost . Chewie has strong-arm access to bubble of space and clip that survive in other macrocosm . She can hide affair large than she would appear to be inside those pockets – egg , for representative , tentacle – and we think she can use them for transport , though we ’re not certain how . "
That theoretic account – that Flerken are able to access sac of space internally – makes perfect sentience , and justifies the first appearance of tentacle or orchis batches far larger than their bodies . In theCaptain Marvelmovie , the movie maker take that same premiss to a new end : if Goose is n’t in reality hold the things she get down " inside her eubstance , " then what would keep her from slurping up the Tesseract ? hold it may burn Nick Fury ’s hands and decay Red Skull … but if Goose is n’t actually throw it at all , merely placing it in a bubble property , how could it do any damage ?
Goose Can Beat Thanos, or Save The Avengers
For the same reason that Goose can ' ingest ' an Infinity Stone , she would be able-bodied to put an end to the reign of Thanos in any number of way . Ifthe Avengers fourth dimension travel inEndgameto a point before Thanos gains all the Infinity Stones , receive Goose swallow him whole would be consanguine to stranding him in a temporal / spacial limbo . Goose had to regurgitate the Tesseract eventually , but a physical being like Thanos should n’t be any different than the other Kree soldiers Goose down in the movie , either .
Bur what if Thanos does get most of the Infinity Stones before Goose orally transports him into a scoop proportion ? What honorable would powerfulness be ? Can the Space Stone work across dimensions ? Most significantly , if Goose recognize acquaintance from enemy , could she know to never allow Thanos out once swallowed ? It ’s a compelling conundrum , but let ’s not forget the other agency that Goose can serve the Avengers in their onset . think of : as a Flerken , Goose has"physical access code to house of cards of infinite and time . "
Are we suggest that Goose will swallow the Avengers to help teleport them across the creation and assemble as one unit ? No , even though Chewie does teleport herself and Carol ’s Quaker later in the same issue . But if Goose can move objects or people from one point in space and time to another … the backup plan will always be there , should Captain Marvel and the Avengers need her . Here ’s trust .
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